73.

Did you know that if you dip a dollar bill in alcohol and water, and you set it on fire, it won't burn? Yup. That's what I learned from YouTube today.

I don't really have much to say, but I wanted to post something.



I applied for a job recently, and was called for a phone interview. Sort of.


It required for me to go to a car website, and get 8 quotes using the information of a fictional person that they gave me, Ashley Genobli. She's a 50-something author that lives at 945 Roderigo Avenue and drives a 2008 Chevy Aveo.

This was my expression.

I was needless to say, confused, but I did it. Did I mention it was timed? But I thought I did okay. The limit was an hour but I did it in 45 minutes.

Next, I had to go to said website, and keep refreshing till I found three specific ads, click, and find more quotes using the fictional information of Ashley Genobli. This was timed as well, and I was told it would take about 15 minutes. I did it in 10.

The next day, the HR lady, Cathy, emailed me to let me know that I didn't pass the test. They wanted a 90 or higher, but I got a 73.

A SEVENTY FUCKING THREE.

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET A SEVENTY THREE.


I was about to email that lady back with a well written I-Didn't-Want-To-Work-For-Your-Shitty-Ass-Company-Anyway letter, but I decided against it.

Oh, and she threw in that I could take the test again in 6 months.

REALLY. THANK YOU OH MERCIFUL HR LADY FROM SOME DUMBASS CAR WEBSITE COMPANY. I'M HONORED. REALLY, I AM. I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING AMAZING IN A PAST LIFE.

-_____________________-

Whatever. It was probably a shitty job anyway. They probably slave their employees into all hours of the night and don't let them put up pictures in their boring gray cubicles and keep the A/C off so they can save money and don't let them take lunch breaks and ration the water at the water cooler.

It's all good. -eats my pizza-